Thursday, January 8, 2009

The darker side of Cooltown

It's been a few days since I moved to Cooltown, but after a little shakey start, I've finally settled in enough to set my plan in motion. Frankly, I think I'm lucky to have survived this long, what with Boomer here and everything. On my second day here he offered to buy my red snapper (worth 3,000 bells) for 750 bells, which, not being a total moron, I declined. All of a sudden he gets all indignant and tells me to "BUZZ OFF", prompting me to take advantage of the town's 'complaints' department. Somehow, based on what I saw when I left my house later, I think he knew I was the one who complained...
At first I didn't think much of it, sure, I was a little freaked, but who wouldn't be if a penguin was lurking outside their house with a spade? I was sure he wouldn't do anything to me though, that is, until I found this dumped in the town hall trash receptacle:

I think I'll sell Boomer that red snapper after all.
Also, whenever I happen to overhear two animals immersed in conversation, that's when they always seem to reveal their darker side - almost as if they don't trust me enough yet to confide in me their past, present and future crimes.This photo is irrefutable proof of an underground porno ring right here in Cooltown.
I don't know about you, but I think Booker and Copper should worry a little less about what's entering the town, and worry a little more about what's already entered the town. I'm not quite sure this town is really ideal to carry out my plan, but then again, once I've earned the animals' trust, it may be more perfect than I ever dared dream.

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